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  WILLIE THE ACTOR

  By

  David Barry

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  Willie The Actor

  Published in 2011 by

  Andrews UK Limited

  www.andrewsuk.com

  This book is sold subject to the condition that it shall not, by way of trade or otherwise, be lent, resold, hired out or otherwise circulated without the publisher’s prior written consent in any form of binding or cover other than that in which it is published, and without a similar condition being imposed on the subsequent purchaser.

  The characters and situations in this book are entirely imaginary and bear no relation to any real person or actual happening.

  Copyright © David Barry

  The right of David Barry to be identified as author of this book has been asserted in accordance with section 77 and 78 of the Copyrights Designs and Patents Act 1988.

  Chapter One

  December, 1923

  A creaking noise came from deep within the stillness of the building. Eddie “Doc” Tate stopped working on the safe and listened intently. Even though it was a December night, and cold inside the office, tiny drops of sweat glistened on his forehead. At his side stood Bill Sutton. If his accomplice was nervous it didn’t show. Doc stared at him, wondering if it was an act. Maybe his young partner was trying to keep from shitting his pants. But standing there in his expensive overcoat, tuxedo and black tie, Sutton was every inch the young man about town. No one would guess he was a felon risking a five stretch in the pen. You had to hand it to him, Bill Sutton had balls. Doc had never worked with such a level-headed guy.

  Bill Sutton shrugged. ‘It was nothing. Just a. . . ‘ He left the unfinished sentence hanging in the silence.

  The tension on Doc’s face eased as he realized what his accomplice meant. The noise from the bowels of the office was just one of a myriad of shifting sounds buildings generate late at night when the senses are keen. He tugged his bow tie at the corners before continuing, then pressed his ear to the safe, just below the combination. Steel cold against his cheek. Click. Another spin of the wheel. Click. And another. All other sounds shut out. Relying solely on Bill now to listen out for a prowling night-watchman. Doc’s concentration was holy. Nothing could get in its way as the wheels clicked. The wheels of fortune spinning as the sweat ran from under his arms. Counting in his head. Numerals spinning through space.

  Bill was deathly still, watching the older man like a boy might watch his father. The expression in his eyes said it all. There was a tenderness he felt for the older man that he had never felt for his own father. But then Doc was a great guy, one of the best. A science graduate from the University of Chicago, he had a mathematical mind and was fascinated by any mechanical contrivance, and with this aptitude he began a lifelong study of locks and safes, becoming one of the best lock pickers and safecrackers in the business. Not only that, Doc knew how to enjoy life, ate in all the best restaurants, took in all the shows. And the whorehouses. . . the smell of perfume and sex. . . the wild laughter of the women. Not that Doc ever paid for sex. He just enjoyed the company, the brash honesty of the girls, generously showering them with gifts and champagne like a kindly uncle. Yeah, Doc was a great guy.

  Doc wiped the sweat from his forehead with the back of his hand. Then he turned it palm over and pressed his ear back on the safe again. Like a nurse assisting a surgeon, Bill slid another delicate instrument into Doc’s outstretched hand. From far away came the distant strains of a Charleston, no doubt coming from some illicit liquor dive. The music made Bill feel restless and he glanced at his watch. Doc noticed out the corner of his eye. ‘Might as well take it easy. ‘ Doc’s voice was relaxed, designed to put his colleague at ease. ‘We’ve got no cause to rush. ‘

  ‘I’ve got a date,’ Bill said.

  Doc frowned, paused in his work and looked up at him. Bill gave his excuses like a dutiful pupil offering a favorite tutor an explanation.

  ‘I know: women, whisky and work don’t mix. But don’t worry. This one thinks I peddle insurance. ‘

  Doc relaxed and concentrated on the safe. He felt the tumbler click into place and permitted himself a tiny smile of satisfaction.

  ‘You don’t need me anymore,’ he said. ‘You’ve learned about all I can teach you. ‘

  As his cheek pressed against the freezing metal, breathing in the metallic smell, he heard the final numeric click. He lowered the handle and tugged. The door swung open. He paused, savoring the sweet rows of money. Clean, crisp bundles. Tidy and neat, like they’d been waiting for him. A good night’s work. He looked up at Bill and grinned, but his young accomplice was deep in thought, showing little interest in their successful haul. As Doc started to empty the safe, Bill frowned deeply and his voice had the faintest hint of a tremor as he spoke.

  ‘You’re not thinking of retiring? Not just yet. ‘

  ‘Thought I’d take a sabbatical,’ Doc replied. ‘Go to the west coast. Live off the spoils for a while. ‘

  He wiped his prints off the safe, while Bill wiped the tools clean. Then Doc, who looked more like a Wall Street banker, with his patrician, noble face, and graying hair, sorted the money into neat bundles and divided it equally.

  ‘Beats working for a living,’ he said.

  Sure does,’ agreed Bill as they crammed their pockets full of money.

  As they were about to leave, Doc tripped on Bill’s abandoned jemmy lying on the floor at his feet and mouthed ‘Fuck. ‘ He was too much of a pro to vocalize it. When doing a job, Doc liked to keep his emotions in check. Sheepishly, Bill bent down and picked up the crowbar. As he straightened, and their eyes met, he felt himself blushing for this oversight.

  ‘“Always leave your tools behind you when you finish a job,”‘ he said, quoting his mentor. ‘“Except your jemmy. If you have your jemmy with you, no door is locked against you. “‘

  Doc smiled. No harm done. He felt good. Another easy job. And they probably had about ten, maybe fifteen, thousand bucks apiece. He slid his hands into a pair of white gloves, which he rarely removed when he wasn’t working, and patted Bill affectionately on the back.

  ‘Like I said, you’ve learned about all I can teach you. ‘

  They walked cautiously through an open-plan office, passed rows of uniformly-spaced desks. The neon light from a hotel across the street threw red patterns across the desktops. A door banged. Neither of them knew if it was from inside the building

  or not. They stood rooted to the spot. Bill could see the neon from the hotel shining on his partner’s face, giving his eyes a crazed look. He could feel the tension emanating from the older man, oozing and seeping like a stale odor of fear. Doc had never done any time. Now that he was older, maybe his nerves were going, and that was why he needed to get away.

  Bill heard his partner exhaling slowly, as if he’d been holding his breath. Then Doc whispered urgently:

  ‘Come on. I don’t think it came from this office. Let’s get out of here. ‘

  Like two prowling cats, they padded across the office to a door at the other end, leading to a staircase. They stopped before opening the door. . . listening for sounds. . . noises . . . footsteps. Doc eased the door open. The hinges squeaked loudly. They froze. If there was anyone on the ground floor, they must surely have heard the noise. But the two burglars knew that the sound was magnified by their fear. Doc eased the door closed and was relieved when it swung into place silently. They started to walk down the stairs, their footsteps echoing eerily on the uncarpeted stone steps, and Bill felt a rush of adrenaline hitting him. Any moment now h
e expected a night-watchman to emerge from the shadows. He felt a slight loosening of the bowels and cursed himself for this sudden attack of nerves.

  ‘Made it,’ whispered Doc as they reached the door on the ground floor. They had broken in this way, so getting out was a cinch. Doc had disabled the alarm, so now all they had to do was step out onto the street and they were home and dry. Unless they walked straight into the arms of a cop on the beat. The icy night air hit them as they stepped out onto the street, and the jarring clang of metal made them both jump.

  ‘Gimme tha’ bottle, asshole!’

  ‘Fuck you!’

  Two drunks arguing in an alley. A trash can knocked over. The argument became more incoherent and there was a splintering sound of broken glass.

  ‘Nah loogwatcha fuckin’ done. ‘

  Bill and Doc walked hurriedly to the corner of the block and crossed under the El as it clattered and thundered overhead. Clash of metal. . . grinding of steel. . . making them tense, and the acrid smell of soot and smoke followed them down the street. Gritting their teeth, shoulders hunched, they walked silently for ten minutes, both deep in their respective thoughts. A chill gust of wind blew down Tenth Avenue as if it had been lying in wait for them, and Doc raised his coat collar and wrapped it around himself. As they strode passed a bank, Doc noticed the look that came into his partner’s eyes as he surveyed the building.

  ‘Stick to the devil you know,’ Doc told him, without breaking his stride. ‘These days bank vaults are too sophisticated. “

  ‘There’s always the acetylene torch,’ Bill said.

  ‘You know me, Bill, I’ve never been one for welding. This is where my talents lie. ‘ Doc wiggled his fingers in front of him. ‘But even I have to admit defeat when it comes to some of those fancy bank vaults. ‘

  ‘But think how much money we could take from just one bank. ‘

  Doc shook his head. ‘Too risky. Remember last July when we did three offices in one night. Thirty grand apiece. That sort of money is not to be sneezed at. And it’s less risky than a bank. ‘

  But Bill knew that without Doc his days were numbered. Doc had taught him a great deal and he was an expert lock picker himself, but there was no way he could develop his talents to pick his way into safes like his partner.

  As if he could sense what his colleague was thinking, Doc said, ‘It’s only a sabbatical, Bill. Maybe a year at the most. Then, when I get back, we’ll clean up and retire while we’re still young. ‘

  They reached Broadway and walked towards Times Square. Crowds jostled and staggered along the sidewalks and yelled yuletide greetings in voices slurred with bootleg liquor. A group of sailors were arguing drunkenly over where to go next, the whites in their uniforms bathed in bright neon. A cab tooted angrily as one of them fell back a few steps into the street. A flapper hoisted up her skirt to reveal a garter from which she took a miniature flask; she unscrewed the top, brazenly toasted the air and yelled ‘Merry Christmas’ at the top of her voice. Somewhere a jazz band played as if they were in a race against time, and some drunks were singing “Yes we have no bananas,” which jarred contrapuntally with the band. Bill bumped into one of the revelers and nearly dropped the crowbar he still carried concealed beneath his coat. He wanted to get rid of it; the steel was cold and his hand was starting to ache from its weight. They crossed Times Square and walked another couple of blocks, until they reached a police precinct. Doc stopped, indicating a parting of the ways.

  ‘I’ll see you around, Bill. ‘

  Bill felt awkward, as if something was slipping away from him. He felt as if a great moment in his life was ending.

  ‘But you and me, Doc. . . “ he began, then corrected himself. ‘You and I, Doc, we make a great team. And I’ve got no form. ‘

  ‘That’s just a question of time, Bill,’ Doc said, and took a step back, widening the distance between them.

  In Bill’s stomach, a small wave of panic rose and fell. ‘You think it’s true there’s a jinx on me?’

  . Bill didn’t like to think about it, but it was always there at the back of his mind. All the guys he’d worked with before he met Doc. The first guy he’d committed a felony with was Charlie McCarthy, his school pal. They used to rob grocery stores together. Charlie’s light had gone out when he’d run across the railroad tracks one night, escaping from the law. He was sixteen years old. Then there was Brannigan, who got badly beaten up by a pimp in a whorehouse. He nearly died. And it would have been better if he had. He’d be a vegetable for the rest of his life. Then there was Scott. . . the list was endless. Nearly everyone he’d worked with up until now had met with a violent end.

  A policeman walked between them and turned into the precinct. He turned and looked back, staring at Bill’s hand, so obviously concealing something under the coat.

  Maybe this was it. . . the jinx. End of the road. Up the river to Sing Sing. The Big House on the Hudson.

  The cop was staring at Bill and Bill wondered if he would ask to search him. If so, he was prepared to drop the jemmy and make a break for it. He decided to bluff it out. He didn’t dare look at Doc beside him. He grinned at the cop and shrugged, hoping he’d think it was just a bottle of booze he had under his coat. And the cop bought it. He gave Bill a tolerant wave of the hand, smiled and bade him ‘Merry Christmas’ in a warm and liquor-soaked Irish brogue.

  ‘A close call,’ said Doc.

  ‘He thought it was a liquor bottle. ‘ Bill chuckled and relaxed.

  Maybe the jinx was baloney. Maybe his luck had changed. Maybe he’d stay lucky from now on.

  Doc stared at Bill for a moment, then smiled and winked at him. ‘You’d better get rid of the jemmy now, Bill. ‘

  Bill felt as if he could read Doc’s mind and returned his mischievous smile.

  ‘Sure,’ he said, and marched boldly up to the precinct steps. He took the jemmy out and placed it flat on one of the window ledges of the police precinct. Then he walked hurriedly back to where Doc was standing. Only now Doc had disappeared, had vanished into the crowds. Bill scanned the street, trying to see if he could place the tall, distinguished-looking man’s retreating figure, but it was impossible. He felt lost and lonely. A peroxide blonde woman, in a flapper dress with a long pearl necklace, and worse the wear for drink, threw an arm around him.

  ‘Hey, honey, you’ve got a cute little face. Whadda yah say we party someplace?’

  Whisky breath hit Bill head on and he reeled back.

  ‘Thanks for the offer, but I’m already spoken for. ‘

  ‘The cute ones always are,’ said the woman. ‘Oh well, Merry Christmas. ‘

  She gave him a slobbering kiss on his cheek before lurching off to find someone else. Bill could feel the smear of a large lipstick imprint on his cheek and wiped it away with his handkerchief. He stood for a while feeling lost and cold. A sheet of newspaper fluttered at his feet, and he read the headline MEXICANS SMUGGLE RUM INTO TEXAS without taking it in. The sound of a band playing a rousing Charleston reminded him he had a girl to meet. He turned up his coat collar and walked purposefully to meet his date. At least he could find some comfort in the arms of a sweet girl.

  Chapter Two

  November, 1929

  As the gates of Sing Sing closed behind him, Bill took a deep breath, savoring the frosty air that blew down the Hudson. There was a light covering of snow on the ground and a damp mist hung over the river further downstream. He shivered and blew warm air onto each hand before setting out for the station. He didn’t once glance back at the penitentiary. Clutching a small brown suitcase containing his scanty belongings, he walked with his shoulders hunched, partly because of the cold, but mainly to avoid eye contact with the respectable citizens of the small town of Ossining, because he was aware that ex-convict was written all over him.

  On the New York train, he went into the smoker a
nd lit up a cigarette, then stared out of the window at the beauty of New York State, covered in a fairytale glitter of frost, as the train clattered along the Hudson Valley. He waited for a feeling of elation to sweep over him now that he was free and heading for Manhattan. But all he could feel was an aching emptiness, bordering on a deep depression. He was free, but it seemed as if he was chained to his recent past.

  He inhaled deeply on his cigarette. Across the aisle from him, a heavy-set man whistled the same two bars of ‘Swanee’ over and over. It should have grated on his nerves but didn’t. Anyone, he decided, who has suffered the stir-crazy ravings of convicts at night with monotonous regularity for five years, should be able to tolerate a little tuneless whistling.

  As he stared out at the scenery flying by, his thoughts wandered to the craziness of the last summer. The temperature had soared in July, staying close to a hundred for nearly a month. That terrible heat-wave. . . his cell a furnace. Yet he didn’t dare leave it. He could feel the tension building up. . . . the prison walls seething hot. . . the air rancid and fetid. . . about to burst, festering with hatred and frustration, building up and up, until. . . After a brooding, heavy silence the explosion came. Mass hysteria suddenly unleashed . . . crash and splintering of furniture. . . clang of metal. . . obscenities screamed. . . the wail of injured animals. Warders kicked unconscious by frenzied mobs. Violence the ruler in a world gone suddenly berserk. . . Bill kept his cell door closed, shut away in the airless 9’ by 5’, standing with his back to the wall, as if he could melt away into the fabric of this hell-hole. His legs had gone to jelly and his stomach churned. The cell door crashed open suddenly and a prisoner, blood seeping from a gash in his head like a battle-scarred warrior, lurched inside, brandishing a heavy lead pipe. He roared at Bill: